Twilight

Blurb: Isabella Swan’s move to Forks, a small, perpetually rainy town in Washington, could have been the most boring move she ever made. But once she meets the mysterious and alluring Edward Cullen, Isabella’s life takes a thrilling and terrifying turn. Up until now, Edward has managed to keep his vampire identity a secret in the small community he lives in, but now nobody is safe, especially Isabella, the person Edward holds most dear. The lovers find themselves balanced precariously on the point of a knife-between desire and danger.

maybe   On a Good day….

Okay so I have an issue with Twilight most who know me know I am obsessed with vampires, but don’t know how much, I have read almost every vampire book, research the folklore on them, if I could I would become an expert in vampires, werewolves, and other things… anyways the book and the movie, (yes I finished them back off you can’t review something if you don’t read or watch it, which means you can’t belittle it or burn it!) The movie gets an like zero stars sorry I just can’t give something good grade if they can’t at least somewhat keep to the books main points, they interpreted a lot in the movie, and some scenes may have been better left alone.  Enough said on that, did not like the movie, but others out there did. (I will get to the vampires in a moment calm down). Okay the main thing that gets me (in the book and the movie another reason the movie gets in 0) and why I give the book a a half star is the vampires… no where I mean nowhere… are there vampires who sparkle, I can forgive the fact that they come out in the sun, some very good books and movies allowed them to, and a lot of folklore give it to the pale skin why they can not come out and it diminished their powers, research it if you don’t believe me, I can even forgive the rip off parts from other movies, books, and other media material but what I can’t is that the sun does nothing to them but make them sparkle in this book and movie… can’t stand it, and really the characters in the book a million times better then in the movie, I can almost stand the book, but some part of me can’t get past the who destroying the myth of the vampire thing, I mean I have researched a lot of myths, on creation, on how they live, but come on make them sparkle?  I get you have to put your own spin on the vamp mythology, I mean I do all the time, but…. okay I just really hate sparkly vampires.  I understand the venom part and may have given them a higher star rate if I didn’t hate Bella’s weak character.  She is the main character and she is the weakest.  I am not talking emotional (thought she is), or brute strength (again though she is) I am talking about the character development, there isn’t any.  Bella is this one way, and that is it, and the movie totally ruined Kristen Stewart for me (I loved her in Cake Eaters!  What happened Kristen?  Really is it drugs, or Rob Patterson what ever it is go back to how you were in Cake Eaters!) Vampires should have a fear factor about them, and the sparkle thing just wants to make me laugh at the stupid stupid vampire… vampires should as I said have some fear factor about them, not that they can’t be funny, but really how can you fear that? Other than that if you take out that stupid part, the story line is the basic for most recent vampire loves a human story line, with a few complications, like come on, you say you love this girl but you don’t want to be with her forever?????? Turn her end of story, anyways as a pro I guess you could say the story line does seem to flow with a few key action parts, so if you can forget about the rip off parts, and the sparkle factor you may have a couple of hours of entertainment, but don’t buy in hardcover, spend the 7 on the paper back if you want to buy, other than that check it out at the library or borrow a copy! Also I will not grade or write about New Moon until after the movie comes out, I will do both the movie and book at the same time for this again, please do no take offense but I have strong opinions and they are going to get on peoples’ nerves.  And I know people love this movie, and this book.  I may not agree with them, but I can make an effort to understand them, and listen to their side of the story.

Zombieland

Nerdy college student Columbus (Jessie Eisenberg) has and gun-toting, Twinkie-loving Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) are about to stare down their most horrifying challenge yet: each other’s company. Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin co-star in this double-hitting, head-smashing comedy.
  • Starring: Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg
  • Directed by: Ruben Fleischer
  • Runtime: 1 hour 29 minutes
  • Release year: 2009
  • Studio: Columbia Pictures

 

Okay, so Zombieland is funny, I don’t care who you are if you don’t laugh at least once in this movie see a shrink okay! But the plot was kinda missing you never know what really happens at the end of a zombie movie, but come on, you should have some type of plot point, that is what I really miss out of a lot of zombie movies, yes, it is fun to go out and watch people kill zombies using funny objects but still you can only see it a few times before you wonder where the plot went to… but this one did have a quest so a plus! I would say go see it even if for these two words Bill Murry… won’t say anymore, but funny!

VAMPYRRHIC REVIEW

Blurb: Leppington is a small town, quiet and unassuming.  Yet beneath its streets terrifying creatures stir.  Driven by an ancient need, united in their burning hunger, they share an unending craving.  They are vampires.  They lurk in the dark, in tunnels and sewers… but they come out to feed.  For untold years they have remained hidden, seen only by their unfortunate victims.  Now the truth of their vile existence is about to be revealed- but will anyone believe it?  And is it already too late?


Throw in some horrible blood sucking savage vampires and a bit of Norse mythology and you’ve got a book that will entertain you, at times.  I do have to say that Clark’s writing style sometimes did get on my nerves, especially the poor use of metaphors but overall he keeps good level of suspense going (when the action starts) and does well with some graphic, terrifying imagery.  However that being said, there is a lot of detours that really were not needed, and he does put a lot into this book, there is a lot of elements from horror staples kind of thrown in, without being totally coherent about it.  As well as he uses the same descriptors over and over again (example- “as white as a football” (soccer ball peeps) or “as sharp as a panther’s” for the use of how white the head of a vampire or how sharp their teeth were).  There are only so many times that can be done in a book before the reader wants to buy him a book on metaphors or bang their head on a wall,and he over does it, and he repeats some of the same scenes as well.   There is a twist on the vampire legend that remains true to vampire tradition, not an easy thing to do, but twists are needed to help the story along.  There are a lot of graphic sex scenes as well, I am still not 100% convinced they were needed.  The other thing that bothered me was that Clark focused a great deal on a character early in the book, and she never made an appearance.  I understand she was a motivating force for the main character, but spending that much time on explaining the character was not needed if she was not going to be in the storyline.  Clark over-repeats his themes, and it does take a while for the story to start moving so to say, once it does the action is good paced, but does take a long time in the beginning of the book.  And the last thing is the editing is poor.  It had a good idea, and parts of the story that were good, but the editing of this book caused the quality of this book to go down hill.  I would still say give it a try if you like horror, but don’t expect to much from it.   There is a squeal but I have not had a chance to read that one.

Reviews

I used to give my opinion on books and movies and music, I might start that up again, if a book, song, or movie is suggested to me I will try it out, and lately I have just been keeping my feedback to myself, but I might start posting my opinions again.  My ranking system is in stars, (1-5).

Camp NaNoWriMo

Due to Camp NaNoWriMo going on in June, I have chosen to put on hold finishing  (though I am about half way done) A Guardian’s Life and for Camp NaNoWriMo I am going to start Katy Lily Book 3 The Veil Lifts!  Yes you have heard that correctly, Katy Lily might be available sooner than I thought (I was thinking Feb of 13 but it might be ready for end of year release!  A Guardian’s Life will still be a Fall Release and Blood and Water will still be a 2013 release (August Camp NaNoWriMo is going to help me with that!!!)  So what do I have done on book 3 the title and outline that is it, no word count no format no nothing but the outline until June 1st Thank you Camp NaNoWriMo for giving me that push and challenge I needed to get excited about book 3 since for the last year I had been living and breathing Katy Lily!!!! 

Camp NaNoWriMO

Since I only have outlines for my books Katy Lily Book 3 The Veil Lifts and Blood and Water, I am going to do these for Camp NaNoWriMo for June (Katy Lily) and August (Blood and Water) and then in November I will do another (An Unholy Creation)  Wish me luck!  Camp NaNoWriMo starts in 3 days so if you don’t hear from me…. send coffee (I like the new cookie mocha frappe from Starbucks please) oh and some tea (white and black and green and red… okay okay so I like all tea, but will prefer the caffeine 😉 Caffeine good) I have 50k words to write in 30 days, then I am going to turn around and do it again in August and then again in November… So I should have 3 things to edit to come out with in 2013 😉 Wish me luck!

Poem for Memorial Day

If you don’t like my poem to bad!!!!!!

Thank You
Nothing can ever express my Thanks
Nothing can ever express my love
You risked your life in front of Tanks
So that we know the meaning of the white dove
Peace, Freedom, Love, Sacrifice
Red White Blue Meanings we hold dear
You protected them by paying the ultimate price
Blood Liberty Pride Grace Thanks most sincere
Nothing can ever express my Thanks
Nothing can ever express my love
Your risked your life in front of tanks
You have much to be proud of
So today and every day I give thanks
Veteran’s Day, Memorial Day and Every day
For all of you no matter your ranks
Because of you everything is okay
So today and every day I give thanks
For all of you no matter your ranks

Contest Time!!!

GUESS WHAT?? IT IS CONTEST TIME!!!!!  I am going to have a contest to win a signed copy of my book!!!  That is right a copy of one of my books all nice and signed!!!  How do you enter?  Well I am glad you asked!  All you have to do is like my pages!  Yep, go like my pages http://www.facebook.com/KatyLilySeries or https://www.facebook.com/pages/EAR-Publishing/305313649500247 or follow me on twitter http://www.twitter.com/sweetkcr or twitter.com/EARPublishing (Each of these actions will get you one entry) or you can comment on my blogs http://www.katherinerochholz.blogspot.com http://www.kariaguardian.blogspot.com http://www.katylily.blogspot.com http://www.katylilybookofshadows.blogspot.com (You get one entry for every three comments and spamming on coping and pasting comments will not be allowed if you only post one of two times that is fine you will still get one entry, if you want more though you have to post 6 for 2 entries 9 for 3… etc…) or follow me on Tumblr http://thestrangefabulousworldofkati.tumblr.com/ (1 entry for this action) (family is not able to win this prize sorry!)   This contest will run into to mid June and in mid June when I launch book 2 of Katy Lily and my collection of poems and short stories LOVE HATE AND THE WORLD GOES ROUND!  You can choose between those 3 books!  TELL EVERYBODY Anybody (but family, again sorry) is eligible to win!!!!  I will pay to ship it to you as well!!!!

CONTEST TIME

GUESS WHAT?? IT IS CONTEST TIME!!!!!  I am going to have a contest to win a signed copy of my book!!!  That is right a copy of one of my books all nice and signed!!!  How do you enter?  Well I am glad you asked!  All you have to do is like my pages!  Yep, go like my pages http://www.facebook.com/KatyLilySeries or https://www.facebook.com/pages/EAR-Publishing/305313649500247 or follow me on twitter http://www.twitter.com/sweetkcr or twitter.com/EARPublishing (Each of these actions will get you one entry) or you can comment on my blogs http://www.katherinerochholz.blogspot.com http://www.kariaguardian.blogspot.com http://www.katylily.blogspot.com http://www.katylilybookofshadows.blogspot.com (You get one entry for every three comments and spamming on coping and pasting comments will not be allowed if you only post one of two times that is fine you will still get one entry, if you want more though you have to post 6 for 2 entries 9 for 3… etc…) or follow me on Tumblr http://thestrangefabulousworldofkati.tumblr.com/ (1 entry for this action) (family is not able to win this prize sorry!)   This contest will run into to mid June and in mid June when I launch book 2 of Katy Lily and my collection of poems and short stories LOVE HATE AND THE WORLD GOES ROUND!  You can choose between those 3 books!  TELL EVERYBODY Anybody (but family, again sorry) is eligible to win!!!!  I will pay to ship it to you as well!!!!

Postponed

Sorry I haven’t update either blog for Katy Lily, but Katy Lily is on a break while I finish book 1 for my new series A Guardian’s Life (check out the tie-in kariaguardian.blogspot.com)  The first book will be out this fall, Katy Lily 3 will come out the winter of 2012/2013 and then Blood and Water (check out my main personal blog katherinerochholz.blogspot.com) spring/summer of 2013  Update to projects list:

This is a tentative list of what I will be working on in 2012 All Rights Reserved Copyright 2012 (IN NO ORDER)
Book 2 of Katy Lily A Nightmare Within A Dream (Summer 2012 Buy the ebook now!! lulu.com/spotlight/rochholz or barnesandnbole.com or amazon.com paper back out in July)
Love Hate & The World Goes Round (Digital available in a couple of weeks and paperback to follow one final edit is needed)
Blood Or Water (A major project with my brother Marshall Rochholz) check out katherinerochholz.blogspot.com for a paggage
A Guardian’s Life/ The Hunter Chronicles (Working on Series) Book 1 is A Guardian’s Life The Seven Deadlies with a short prequel (part one of the prequel) included check it out kariaguardian.blogspot.com
The Chronicles of Battle (Will have at least 2 more short stories done)  Will publish a short ebook of the stories Summer/Fall 2012
Katy Lily Book 3 The Veil Lifts (Winter 2012/2013)
First six of my Fairy Tales for Mirror, Mirror Fairy Tales of Horror (Ebook Fall 2012)
Try to make some headway on The Ripper Reincarnated and The 3 Huntsmen Idea (Might not happen will not cry if it doesn’t I can wait for 2013)
For NaNoWriMo, I have a title for the story, it is called An Unholy Creation, can’t wait to start that, but November can take it’s time getting her since I have so much more work to do!