The Rules of Insomnia Café

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Written on a board in Insomnia Café:

The Rules

They are Simple and Few

1) This is NEUTRAL TERRITORY!

a. Meaning: Sanctuary is given to ALL

b. Politics, Religion, Gender, Race, Sexual Orientation, Abilities, Etc. none of that matters here. We are all beings under this roof and will be treated the same- Good, Evil, or In Between.

2) YOU BREAK IT YOU BUY, FIX, OR REPAIR IT! END OF STORY!

3) Three (3) Warnings will be given before you are banned for eternity.

*I have a Witch on retainer, don’t test me!

I DON’T CARE IF YOU ARE GOD, ANGEL, DEMON, DEVIL,

HERO, VILLAIN, COP, MOB, HUMAN, OR OTHER!

YOU WILL OBEY MY RULES OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!

~The Owner (AKA Switzerland)

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